| Valjean: | I must find Cosette |
| *sees innocent young girl in the woods alone* | |
| Valjean: | THAT'S COSETTE |
| Valjean: | Shit |
| Valjean: | Can't let her know that I'm a criminal |
| Valjean: | Gotta play it cool, gotta play it straight |
| Valjean: | Gotta steal to eat, gotta eat to live |
| Valjean: | No wait that's Aladdin |
| Valjean: | OK come on Valjean you can do this |
| Valjean: | Just gotta act natural |
| *to Cosette* | |
| Valjean: | SHOW ME WHERE YOU LIVE |
“yeah.. you’re real cute!! you’re like man’s best friend” *dog looks down in disappointment* he’s been friendzoned by man yet again…
(via wtfniceguys)
So I bought massage oil today, because if Field of Dreams taught me anything, it’s that if you build it, they will come. I am pretty sure they meant, if you buy massage oil, someone will rub you down.
(via fuckyeahbodypositivity)